[ Yeah, he's not going to respond to any of that. He rolls onto his side, huffing a sigh of relief once Sanji finally stops talking. Fucking finally. Except...
He can't seem to settle with that threat now lodged in his rodent brain. After a while, his ears start to twitch. The padding of paws in the distance. A cacophony of swears bouncing off the tunnel walls. There's no way. Bigby immediately shoots up in a cold sweat. He's being hunted. ]
This fucker...
[ Whether he likes it or not, instinct has now set his mode onto run and hide. Just as Sanji might turn a corner into the sleeping den, he makes a break for it. Surely there has to be a mouse hole in one of these walls somewhere. ]
HOWLINGGGG as a DM I'm restraining myself so hard from asking for initiative rolls-
[Sanji rounds the corner, catching the blur of fur at the very last second. He bares his teeth in what might eerily look like a grin.] Gotcha!! Get BACK here you tiny bastard!!
[It's almost loony-toonz esque this sort of chase. Sanji's legs may be stubby but not as bad as the literal hamster. It does take him hastily dropping his bags to pick up speed however; this guy was going. Some predator instinct, faint but there, locks his eyes on the critter.
He's not getting away dammit.] I didn't take ya for a COWARD, wolf rat!!! [He's close enough. Right before Bigby scurries into a crack in the wall, vulpine teeth snap down. (Up to you if he succeeds in this go, but he's definitely aiming for the scruff. He could miss though and get a foot instead, which would hurt...Sanji doesn't have full bite control down yet, oops.)]
don't worry bigby never has a chance when i play him
[ Admittedly, it's a bit surprising just how fast Bigby's little legs can run. Even as Sanji yells after him, the only thing on his mind is to keep running. But there's only so much energy he has left before he really starts to feel it; if only he had the willingness to learn Aura Wheel to boost that speed stat of his. ]
Fuck off! I am not doing this. [ He looks back with a glare, eyes now a full on red. Sanji is starting to catch up, but his escape is right there. He swerves just in time to keep his scruff intact. ] Heh. That's right! Keep trying, you ba—ah! Hey!
[ Too cocky. The bite yoinks his foot instead, which he is immediately going to try to kick off. ]
Let go, asshole! What do you even want from me?
[ The more he struggles to get free, the more his fur is starting to turn a nice shade of purple. ]
[This hamster has the need for speed fr. And the instinct to not get eaten. Sufficient motivation. Except Bigby's not really BEEN eating so it's no wonder he starts to flag pretty quick.]
THE HELL I AM!! Get over here you little shit- [Sanji does cheat a little, using quick attack here and there to give him a little boost, especially around corners. His teeth close around a morpeko paw, and a victory is snatched!! He grins, immediately lifting the grown ass hamster man into the air. The kicks do little at this range and vantage; the little paw beans a nuisance at best.
Sanji snarls back, dicidedly not putting Bigby down. Instead he swings around, proudly toting his catch back whence they came.] I want yeh ta ea' shome damb food, idioh. An' den ta tell me why ya shulkin' sho mush. Preferrably in tha' or'er. [Hard to talk with a literal foot in the mouth. The purpeling is not lost on him, only encouraging his choices here really.]
[ Bigby is quickly forgetting his words as he simply growls in at first. He's tired and hungry, but he's not getting dragged around without putting up a fight. Every sway is met with even more squirming, just to make Sanji's life a little more annoying. ]
I'll eat when I fucking want to eat. [ He's still trying to kick at Sanji while he's at it. ] Why the hell do you even care?
Wha do ah care? Ya as' the shef wha he cares someone's hun'ry. [He growls softly back, keeping hold of the squirming morpeko. It's true; he hates anyone going hungry, even his enemy. But he came to find Bigby in particular because.......dammit he's pretty reasonable and easy to get along with usually. And maybe he was a little....worried. That Bigby hadn't been around.
Now though, with all the scrambling. Clearly someone needs a snickers. Sanji rolls his eyes, and unceremoniously tosses Bigby into a satchel draped over him.] Alright Mr. Big Bad Rat. Feel like eating now?
[The satchel is full of food. Snacks mainly, like nuts and berry pastries, stuff that's easy to transfer, but there is some rolled up meats and cheeses too. Solid variety!
[ He squirms even harder despite Sanji's response. Maybe he just doesn't want to think about someone actually caring about his well-being this much. Maybe it's the fact that everyone seems to make the same damn joke about his size any chance they get. Either way, he's not using his words like he should, growling even when he gets thrown into Sanji's satchel. There's some rustling at first, like he's trying to claw his way out from the bottom of it, but eventually all the movement just kind of.
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voice --> action; never has bigby taken that chance so quickly
He can't seem to settle with that threat now lodged in his rodent brain. After a while, his ears start to twitch. The padding of paws in the distance. A cacophony of swears bouncing off the tunnel walls. There's no way. Bigby immediately shoots up in a cold sweat. He's being hunted. ]
This fucker...
[ Whether he likes it or not, instinct has now set his mode onto run and hide. Just as Sanji might turn a corner into the sleeping den, he makes a break for it. Surely there has to be a mouse hole in one of these walls somewhere. ]
HOWLINGGGG as a DM I'm restraining myself so hard from asking for initiative rolls-
[It's almost loony-toonz esque this sort of chase. Sanji's legs may be stubby but not as bad as the literal hamster. It does take him hastily dropping his bags to pick up speed however; this guy was going. Some predator instinct, faint but there, locks his eyes on the critter.
He's not getting away dammit.] I didn't take ya for a COWARD, wolf rat!!! [He's close enough. Right before Bigby scurries into a crack in the wall, vulpine teeth snap down. (Up to you if he succeeds in this go, but he's definitely aiming for the scruff. He could miss though and get a foot instead, which would hurt...Sanji doesn't have full bite control down yet, oops.)]
don't worry bigby never has a chance when i play him
Fuck off! I am not doing this. [ He looks back with a glare, eyes now a full on red. Sanji is starting to catch up, but his escape is right there. He swerves just in time to keep his scruff intact. ] Heh. That's right! Keep trying, you ba—ah! Hey!
[ Too cocky. The bite yoinks his foot instead, which he is immediately going to try to kick off. ]
Let go, asshole! What do you even want from me?
[ The more he struggles to get free, the more his fur is starting to turn a nice shade of purple. ]
Eggcellent. get got hampter
THE HELL I AM!! Get over here you little shit- [Sanji does cheat a little, using quick attack here and there to give him a little boost, especially around corners. His teeth close around a morpeko paw, and a victory is snatched!! He grins, immediately lifting the grown ass hamster man into the air. The kicks do little at this range and vantage; the little paw beans a nuisance at best.
Sanji snarls back, dicidedly not putting Bigby down. Instead he swings around, proudly toting his catch back whence they came.] I want yeh ta ea' shome damb food, idioh. An' den ta tell me why ya shulkin' sho mush. Preferrably in tha' or'er. [Hard to talk with a literal foot in the mouth. The purpeling is not lost on him, only encouraging his choices here really.]
no subject
I'll eat when I fucking want to eat. [ He's still trying to kick at Sanji while he's at it. ] Why the hell do you even care?
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Now though, with all the scrambling. Clearly someone needs a snickers. Sanji rolls his eyes, and unceremoniously tosses Bigby into a satchel draped over him.] Alright Mr. Big Bad Rat. Feel like eating now?
[The satchel is full of food. Snacks mainly, like nuts and berry pastries, stuff that's easy to transfer, but there is some rolled up meats and cheeses too. Solid variety!
WELCOME BACK
[ He squirms even harder despite Sanji's response. Maybe he just doesn't want to think about someone actually caring about his well-being this much. Maybe it's the fact that everyone seems to make the same damn joke about his size any chance they get. Either way, he's not using his words like he should, growling even when he gets thrown into Sanji's satchel. There's some rustling at first, like he's trying to claw his way out from the bottom of it, but eventually all the movement just kind of.
Stops. ]