[This hamster has the need for speed fr. And the instinct to not get eaten. Sufficient motivation. Except Bigby's not really BEEN eating so it's no wonder he starts to flag pretty quick.]
THE HELL I AM!! Get over here you little shit- [Sanji does cheat a little, using quick attack here and there to give him a little boost, especially around corners. His teeth close around a morpeko paw, and a victory is snatched!! He grins, immediately lifting the grown ass hamster man into the air. The kicks do little at this range and vantage; the little paw beans a nuisance at best.
Sanji snarls back, dicidedly not putting Bigby down. Instead he swings around, proudly toting his catch back whence they came.] I want yeh ta ea' shome damb food, idioh. An' den ta tell me why ya shulkin' sho mush. Preferrably in tha' or'er. [Hard to talk with a literal foot in the mouth. The purpeling is not lost on him, only encouraging his choices here really.]
[ Bigby is quickly forgetting his words as he simply growls in at first. He's tired and hungry, but he's not getting dragged around without putting up a fight. Every sway is met with even more squirming, just to make Sanji's life a little more annoying. ]
I'll eat when I fucking want to eat. [ He's still trying to kick at Sanji while he's at it. ] Why the hell do you even care?
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Eggcellent. get got hampter
THE HELL I AM!! Get over here you little shit- [Sanji does cheat a little, using quick attack here and there to give him a little boost, especially around corners. His teeth close around a morpeko paw, and a victory is snatched!! He grins, immediately lifting the grown ass hamster man into the air. The kicks do little at this range and vantage; the little paw beans a nuisance at best.
Sanji snarls back, dicidedly not putting Bigby down. Instead he swings around, proudly toting his catch back whence they came.] I want yeh ta ea' shome damb food, idioh. An' den ta tell me why ya shulkin' sho mush. Preferrably in tha' or'er. [Hard to talk with a literal foot in the mouth. The purpeling is not lost on him, only encouraging his choices here really.]
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I'll eat when I fucking want to eat. [ He's still trying to kick at Sanji while he's at it. ] Why the hell do you even care?