why, i would love to get takeaway with you what a charming offer
ah, i ought to have mentioned our hosts saw fit to promote me at the cessation of their last little game i live among the [grits teeth. cringes deeply.] junior penthouses now
well, fortunately i'm not much of a gourmet without a feast already set in front of me
would you care to split the difference, and we let someone else cook for both of us instead? i'd be interested in hearing more about just what all you're used to
when one spends enough time stranded in the wilderness fighting bears in the altogether, one has a way of not being picky about small comforts thereafter. slightly burnt or not, i'm ever grateful for any meal i've no need to hunt for myself.
well, i'd be more than happy to throw in an offer of drinks as well but i fear if i wine and dine you outright, you might start to think i was seducing you
which i would also be more than happy to do, i should clarify.
i'll have you know i had no say in that score thrice now i've been snatched up and flung into unfamiliar environs and all three times my landing came at the expense of my attire
i'd be delighted to keep my clothes just once for a change twould be novel, to say the least
and we were talking about dinner and drinks, aye and you coming up to see my suite
so if you'll simply let me know what victuals, libations, and methods of seduction you favor, i'll see what i can do about arranging them for when i host you
kind of a big ask for this place than. i wouldn't hold my breath after how nice it was with the last game.
but let me think.
food i'm good with anything as long as it's not sweet or too fancy. drinks i prefer things like whiskey but otherwise i'm not picky. it could be bottom of the shelf. i wouldn't notice.
that last one i won't spoil the fun of you figuring that out yourself
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kitchen's closed cause i don't fucking have one anymore
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does it bother you to not have a kitchen anymore?
i have one
you're welcome to it
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🍳🔥👎 🥡🍽️👍
wait
you have a kitchen?
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what a charming offer
ah, i ought to have mentioned
our hosts saw fit to promote me at the cessation of their last little game
i live among the [grits teeth. cringes deeply.] junior penthouses now
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right let me just add your order while i'm at it
[ Is his sarcasm even coming across? He sure hopes it is, especially for this next part! ]
well aren't you fancy
who needs shitty takeout when you have all that now
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the bed is considerably nicer but i'm not certain it's worth the sacrifice of anonymity
do you want to use my kitchen or not
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even if it's still too nice than what i'm used to
i'll be honest than i'm not much of a cook without a set menu to follow
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would you care to split the difference, and we let someone else cook for both of us instead?
i'd be interested in hearing more about just what all you're used to
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how could i say no to a compromise like that? it'd be nice to actually talk without playing some game.
don't know if i'm more or less interesting as a bartender though.
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well, i'd be more than happy to throw in an offer of drinks as well
but i fear if i wine and dine you outright, you might start to think i was seducing you
which i would also be more than happy to do, i should clarify.
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we'll be ready if they toss us into the wild next.
but of course you would. good thing i can't say no to drinks.
they'll help me overlook you trying to pull a fast one on me.
[ Like Thancred would seduce him for real. Don't be silly, Bigby. ]
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if you were about i wouldn't even mind being totally without my garments
and i should point out that if you're not a fan of fast
i'm just as adept at seducing you slow 💋
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[ Him being naked is one thing. Imagining Thancred on the other hand... ]
slow and steady usually wins the race.
not that'd i'd call seducing me a competition.
[ Should he be encouraging this?? Is this /j or /srs??? ]
what the hell were we talking about again? dinner?
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thrice now i've been snatched up and flung into unfamiliar environs and all three times my landing came at the expense of my attire
i'd be delighted to keep my clothes just once for a change
twould be novel, to say the least
and we were talking about dinner and drinks, aye
and you coming up to see my suite
so if you'll simply let me know what victuals, libations, and methods of seduction you favor, i'll see what i can do about arranging them for when i host you
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but let me think.
food i'm good with anything as long as it's not sweet or too fancy. drinks i prefer things like whiskey but otherwise i'm not picky. it could be bottom of the shelf. i wouldn't notice.
that last one i won't spoil the fun of you figuring that out yourself